Google's Chief Measurement Strategist Neil Hoyne reveals five marketing personas that sabotage eCommerce success, from the "bar persona" that rushes customers into immediate commitments to the perfectionist paralysed by imperfect attribution. His shocking revelation about one customer's 260-interaction journey to buy shoes demonstrates why traditional attribution is impossible, challenging marketers to focus on relationship building and ecosystem performance rather than perfect measurement. This framework helps eCommerce businesses identify their destructive marketing patterns and transform them into sustainable, customer-centric approaches.
Ever wondered why some marketing campaigns feel desperate whilst others build genuine relationships? Neil Hoyne, Google's Chief Measurement Strategist, has identified five critical marketing personas that could be sabotaging your eCommerce success. His insights reveal why attribution is becoming impossible and how understanding your marketing team's behaviour patterns can transform your conversion rates.
Neil's expertise comes from analysing vast amounts of Google data, revealing patterns that most marketers miss. Through his work with countless eCommerce businesses, he's discovered that the problem isn't just knowing your customers—it's understanding the psychological traps your marketing team falls into. His framework challenges conventional wisdom about customer personas by focusing on the personas of the marketers themselves, creating a mirror that most businesses desperately need but rarely get.
Before diving into attribution complexities, we need to acknowledge the most dangerous marketing persona of all.
"Picture this guy who goes into a bar on a Friday night, no one knows him, no one's ever seen him," Neil explains through his memorable analogy. "He literally goes around every single lady in that bar and says, will you marry me? Will you marry me? Will you marry me?"
This isn't about courtship—it's about getting the complete transaction done in one go. Sound familiar? How many times do we market to people by literally asking them to marry us on the first interaction?
The bar persona represents marketers who've gone from zero to one hundred miles an hour instantly. They send aggressive email campaigns demanding immediate purchases. They create landing pages that scream "BUY NOW" without building any relationship foundation. They retarget website visitors with discount codes before understanding what the customer actually needs.
Research consistently shows that customers need multiple touchpoints before making purchase decisions, yet the bar persona marketer expects instant commitment. This behaviour creates customer resistance rather than customer attraction.
Neil's framework identifies five specific personas that sabotage marketing effectiveness through well-intentioned but misguided behaviours:
The Bar Persona - Rushes customers into immediate commitments without building relationships or understanding their needs.
The Hopeless Romantic - Believes that given enough time, energy, and budget, they can turn anyone into a perfect customer. They treat everybody equally, refusing to prioritise high-value prospects.
The Great Listener - Captures enormous amounts of data but lacks the skills to turn insights into action, frustrating customers who expect personalised experiences.
The Rational Thinker - Operates under the false belief that consumers make logical decisions when purchasing behaviour is predominantly emotional and irrational.
The Perfectionist - Demands flawless attribution and perfect data before taking action, paralysing marketing efforts in pursuit of impossible accuracy.
Each persona creates specific problems that directly impact revenue and customer relationships.
Neil's most shocking revelation involves a simple shoe purchase that shattered conventional attribution thinking.
One customer's journey to buy a pair of shoes involved 260 different interactions across emails, social media, websites, and paid media over one to two weeks. Two hundred and sixty touchpoints for a pair of shoes.
This complexity makes traditional attribution nearly impossible. Which interaction deserves credit for the sale? The initial Instagram ad? The email newsletter? The Google search? The retargeting campaign? The answer is all of them—and none of them individually.
"How do you take a complex journey of 260 interactions and attribute the buying decision to one specific touchpoint?" Neil asks. "You really, really cannot."
This reality check forces a fundamental shift in how we measure marketing success. Instead of obsessing over perfect attribution, successful marketers focus on ecosystem performance and relative improvements over time.
The solution isn't more aggressive marketing—it's better relationship building.
Instead of demanding immediate marriage, successful eCommerce brands engage in marketing courtship. They provide value before asking for purchases. They educate customers about products and benefits. They solve problems and answer questions without immediately demanding email addresses or credit card details.
This approach requires patience and strategic thinking. Content marketing becomes relationship building. Email campaigns transform from sales pitches into value delivery systems. Social media shifts from product promotion to community building and customer service.
The businesses implementing this approach report significantly improved email performance, higher customer lifetime values, and stronger brand loyalty. The courtship takes longer, but the marriages last much longer too.
Ready to identify and overcome your marketing personas? Here's your action plan:
1. Audit your current marketing behaviour - Which personas do you recognise in your team's approach? Are you rushing customers or building relationships?
2. Segment your customer communications - Stop treating every customer identically. High-value customers deserve more attention, better offers, and personalised experiences.
3. Focus on ecosystem measurement - Track overall business performance rather than obsessing over perfect attribution. Monitor trends and improvements rather than exact source attribution.
4. Implement graduated engagement - Create marketing funnels that gradually build relationships rather than demanding immediate commitment.
5. Accept imperfect data - Make decisions with the best available information rather than waiting for perfect attribution that will never come.
The key is recognising these personas in your own marketing behaviour and consciously choosing different approaches.
Neil's insights represent a fundamental shift in eCommerce marketing philosophy. The future belongs to brands that combine data intelligence with genuine relationship building.
This means using customer data to deliver better experiences rather than more aggressive sales pitches. It means understanding that attribution complexity reflects sophisticated customer journeys, not measurement failures. It means accepting that perfect data doesn't exist whilst still making data-informed decisions.
The businesses embracing this approach are building sustainable competitive advantages through stronger customer relationships and more effective marketing systems.
The most important question Neil's framework raises is personal: which marketing persona describes your current approach?
Are you the bar persona, rushing customers into commitments they're not ready for? The hopeless romantic, believing you can convert anyone with enough effort? The great listener who collects data but struggles with implementation? The rational thinker who assumes customers make logical decisions? Or the perfectionist paralysed by imperfect attribution?
Recognising your dominant persona is the first step toward marketing transformation. The goal isn't perfection—it's conscious awareness of your tendencies and deliberate choices about better approaches.
Because at the end of the day, marketing isn't about perfect measurement or flawless attribution. It's about building relationships that create genuine value for customers and sustainable growth for businesses.
Read the complete, unedited conversation between Matt and Neil Hoyne from Google. This transcript provides the full context and details discussed in the episode.
Matt: [00:00:00] Well, hello and welcome to the e commerce
podcast with me, your host Matt Edmundson. Besides me is the beautiful,
talented Sadaf Beynon again, the show's producer, here in our little mini
series in August. I'm calling it a little mini series, Sadaf, because I can't
think of a better name to call it, if I'm honest with you.
It sounds more grandiose maybe than what it actually is. Uh,
but we're yeah, we're here in august doing something a little bit different on
e commerce podcast uh, we're chatting about some of the Workshops that we've
had on e commerce cohort and the lessons that we have learned as a result of
them If you're new to the e commerce podcast then e commerce cohort is
basically the The thing that sponsors the e commerce podcast wants for better
at the thing the thing that sponsors I need a better Better intro than that Um,
but yeah e commerce cohort is part of what we do here It's like a monthly
mastermind group with [00:01:00] coaching and
and all kinds of good stuff in it.
And so that's what we Have every month we have an expert
workshop and throughout August, we thought we'd do some shorter, smaller
episodes where we just pick off some of the lessons that we've learned in
cohorts, talk about those, gives you an insight into what cohort is, helps you
understand it a little bit more, um, and also gets to profile some of the
lessons that we've learned ourselves.
In cohort, which is great and I just love talking about Ecom
and also it means the episodes a little bit shorter Which is good during August
as we're all probably doing other things in August on where we all sort of take
August a little Bit more of a chill seat some of you listening to this because
I know people listen to this around the world We're going no Matt.
We don't we work really hard in August. Can you stop with this?
We're taking August off nonsense I'm sorry That's you, but I, for one, I'm
taking August off. So it's, um, it's good to be doing these. So yes, let's
carry on. Sadaf, how are we doing by the way? Uh, cause we've not actually
talked that much. We've just got on the call [00:02:00]
and said, right, let's start.
We just hit the record button. Uh, and you got up late this
morning. That's as much as I know.
Sadaf: Just a little
bit late. And, um. I've got my, I've got my coffee. So I've got my caffeine fix
and we're good to go.
Matt: Awesome.
Awesome. In case you've not heard any of the other August episodes, by the way,
Sadaf, who is the show's producer, normally works here in Liverpool, but is in.
Canada at the moment visiting family and so you're working from
Canada, hence the reason we look like we're miles apart. We're not in the
studio and um, you're drinking coffee first thing in the morning and I've just,
actually if I, if I, I show you this, I've just finished some ice cream. That
was, that was on my desk.
You're keeping that quiet? Yeah, well, you know. I don't like
to brag.
So yes, I had a bit of the old ice cream going on there. So,
um, so yes. So cohorts, let's [00:03:00] talk
about a workshop from Cohort. Which one should we talk about today, Miss
Producer?
Sadaf: So, um, so
today we are going to dive into the world of marketing personas, um, which we
had a workshop that was done by Neil Hoyt.
And, um,
Matt: well,
technically the workshop was inspired by Neil. Sorry, inspired. Yeah, I have to
get, we have to get it right because it's going in the public sphere. Uh, it
was a workshop inspired by Neil. This was a workshop that, um, Neil delivered
at Subsummit and I was in the audience taking lots of notes. He was talking
about marketing personas and I thought this is fascinating and I took lots of
notes and spent a lot of time thinking about how it works for our e commerce
business, reapplied them and that was a workshop that we delivered.
So, uh, big thanks, big shout out to Neil, who is coming on the
e commerce podcast actually. Uh, he's coming on the show. You're sorting that
out, aren't you? I sure [00:04:00] am. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah. So he's uh, he's coming on, which is gonna be great. So Neil, if
you don't know, is the chief measurement strategist. I think that's his title
from Google.
Mm-hmm. . So he's all things data, basically. He's a really
clever dude, really nice guy. Give a really engaging talk as well as sub
summit. I bet. Yeah. Top I
Sadaf: top. So, um, Matt,
maybe you can talk about what could possibly go wrong. If the marketing persona
isn't constructed well
Matt: This is
interesting because what neil talked about the show you see when we comes to
marketing and we talk about personas everybody Instantly thinks about my
customer persona.
Don't know they're like right we have eileen and eileen's in
her mid 30s and she has 2. 4 kids, drives around in a Volvo and lives in a semi
detached house. And she reads Country House Magazine and she does this and she,
and we start to build up this profile of our customers and we call them
customer personas, helps us with the marketing.[00:05:00]
Awesome. What Neil talked about, which I thought was really
fascinating was not the personas of your end customer, but the persona of your
marketing team. So the, the marketeers in your marketing team, which I
appreciate for many business is the same person who runs the business and owns
it. Um, but if you're like me and you're, you know, you're, you're privileged
enough to have a marketing team, then the marketing team can fall into or
marketing team members can fall into one of, uh, I think it was five personas
that he talked about.
Um, and I was, I have to be honest with you, when he was
talking about them, I was, I was properly engaged because I, I saw myself in
every single persona, uh, that he went through and I thought, Oh, that's me.
Oh, that's me. Oh, that's me. I need to be aware of that. And so yes, he, um.
He talked about these sort of five different [00:06:00]
personas, uh, and I just loved it.
And the first persona was the one that just absolutely tickled
me. And this is, the analogy that Neil used, which I thought was a great
analogy, was This guy is The guy that goes into a bar on a Friday night, no one
knows him, no one's ever seen him. No one even cares about him in a lot of
ways. Just goes into the bar on a Friday night and literally goes around every
single lady in that bar and says, will you marry me?
Will you marry me? Will you marry me? And for that guy, it's,
it's not about courtship. It's about. Um, getting the whole complete
transaction done in one easy go. And so many times as marketers we do that. We
market to people in such a way that we're literally asking them to marry us.
It's like we've gone from zero to a hundred miles an hour, uh, instantly.
And I thought it was a great analogy. Um, and you know, the
obvious thing there is actually, do we just need to step back a little bit,
engage in a little bit of courtship, [00:07:00]
uh, as they say, and start to woo potential customers rather than just going in
and saying, Hey, listen, buy. buy. buy. Uh, and so yeah, it kind of went on
from there really.
So that's, I'm not going to lie. Uh, so yeah, really, really
interesting conversation around that.
Sadaf: Cool. So, um,
I guess, uh, what we're saying is that, that if our personas aren't aligned
properly, marketing personas. aren't aligned, aligned properly, then that's
going to also misdirect the, the direction of the business.
Is that right? Is that what we're
Matt: saying? Yeah.
In essence, what he was saying is there are these ways that we can screw up
marketing. And he used this concept of personas, um, like the guy who's in the
bar. Um, he used another one that Uh, you know, another persona that always had
the belief that they could make everything [00:08:00]
right.
Um, that we could win, given enough time and enough energy, we
could win everybody, which is not true in marketing. But one of the things that
we find very hard to do in marketing is to, um, ignore some people on our email
list for the benefit of others. In other words, we give everybody equal time,
um, rather than prioritizing time.
Towards those more valuable customers and giving them more
time, giving them more attention, giving them more reason to buy from us. Uh,
and that kind of action, that kind of behavior, which he described as these
sort of these five personas, but it's behaviors, it's things that we do as
marketeers, which sabotage sabotage is a better way to say that, isn't it?
Sabotage, uh, marketing efforts. So, yeah, he, in essence, yes,
it's that sort of thing that we do. That stops us performing. Well, in our [00:09:00] marketing, um, and he, he used data from
Google. Obviously they, they have a lot of data at Google and it's like, these
are the, the, the key things that we see people fall in foul of.
Um, and that was really, really interesting. Um, and so, yeah,
that, that one, like I said about, you know, the person that believes that they
can market to everybody, given enough time and energy, they can win everybody,
which is not true. Um, but it is a belief that we have, that is a mistaken.
belief, if that makes sense.
Sadaf: Yeah, it does.
Thanks for that. Um, I think he also introduced us to the concept of
attribution. Could you talk about that too?
Matt: This was
hysterical. This was when, uh, you know, you, there's a conversation, Oliver
raised it in his workshop, you know, we talked about Oliver and last week.
Talking about metrics, right?
And so how do you measure stuff in e commerce? And attribution
is one of those things. It's one [00:10:00] of
those big things that people are really struggling to get right. Like how do
we, you know, there's always a discrepancy between For example, if you do
advertising with the Meta platform, whenever you go into Meta, it will tell you
that it's generated this many sales, but you look on Google and Google tells
you, no, no, no, no, they've generated that many sales.
And then you look at your own platform and your own platform
says, no, no, no, no, both of those are wrong. This is how many sales have been
generated. And you're like, well, which one's right? Like how do we attribute a
sale to a source? Because if we want to understand how well our. Google ads are
doing or how well our meta ads are doing, then if we can correctly assign sales
to those sources, we can then effectively measure our return on investment.
This is becoming harder and harder to do, um, and something
that Oliver touched on actually in the workshop in terms of attribution. But
Neil also touched on this, uh, and this was a hysterical one. He gave an
example, um, of a lady who bought a pair of shoes. [00:11:00]
Which, on the surface, sounds very trivial. Sounds very basic.
Surely this lady just saw an ad, went on to the shop, bought
the shoes. No, no, no, no. So, I think there was like two hundred... I can't
remember the exact number, so I'm going to get it wrong. But in essence, there
was like 260 different interactions this woman had with that company. From
their emails, their social media, their website, their paid media, going around
all these different channels.
216 over a period, I think of it as like, yeah, over a period
of like one to two weeks before she bought anything. Um. And it's hysterical,
right? Two hundred and for a pair of shoes! I've no I and I I I still struggle
with this, but maybe that's what I do, I don't and maybe I just don't realize
it. Um, ironically, I sent a pair of shoes back this morning, and I went on the
website to have a look at some [00:12:00] more
shoes to replace the ones I sent back, and again...
There was, I've purchased from them before, I've been on their
website. They're now showing me those shoes, obviously on social media, because
I've been on their website. I haven't yet purchased. They've got emails. Where
do they attribute that sale? So even me, it's maybe not going to do 216
different, uh, you know, interactions.
Maybe I'm just doing 30. I don't know, but it's a lot. And so
Neil's question was, how do you attribute? How do you take a complex journey of
260 odd interactions and interacting with everything? At what point was the
buying decision made? So how do we attribute the point where that lady bought
the shoes?
And the answer is you really. really cannot And so you just
can't you just don't because it's all it's all connected it's all one big
Ecosystem that's all sort of working together. And [00:13:00]
again Oliver touched on this. There are certain things you can measure and you
should measure Um, and you should obviously try and attribute as well as you
can, but you need to understand attributions not perfect and you need to look
at your business as a whole, um, in effect.
And so Neil was just basically talking about people that, that
spend hours trying to credit sales to a one specific source where possible so
they can measure return on investment. And that's just getting harder and
harder and harder to do.
Sadaf: So it can, um,
help us understand our marketing efforts. But it doesn't necessarily Lay it all
out for us.
It kind of points us in the right direction Is that what
attribution does then for a marketer?
Matt: Yeah, like I
say you can attribute stuff You can you can say right from Facebook. We've got
had this many sales. I'm from Instagram. We've had this many sales It's not
going to be tightly accurate and we can as long as we apply the same
measurement techniques every Month, we're getting at least some relative.
What Neil was saying and what I [00:14:00]
think is quite right is you cannot attribute Everything you just can't and so
it's not it's not a perfect system And so yes, it's good to look at your ROI
from Facebook. Yes, it's good to look at your ROI from Instagram or Pinterest
or Google shopping or wherever you do your paid media.
Um, but you need to look at your ROI as a company, as a whole,
and bring all this together and, and not be so anally retentive about trying to
get attribution bang on perfect. Um, and, and crediting the right accounts with
the right numbers, if that makes sense.
Sadaf: Yeah, yeah,
that does make sense. So marketing personas are, are, um, quite critical then
to the, to a successful marketing strategy as well is what we're, what we're
saying.
Matt: Yes, we are.
And that's exactly what Neil Hoyne was saying. I'm just going through his notes
here, um, that we've [00:15:00] got. Um, but
yeah, he talked about. People who are great listeners but poor
conversationalists. They capture a lot of data but don't know what to do with
it. Um, which he says is deeply frustrating for customers.
You've been on websites, I've been on websites where, um,
they've asked you for some information and then again at some point in the
future they ask you for that same information or that information in a slightly
different way. You're like, well I've just given that to you, why do you not
know this? Um, so he talked a lot about that.
Um, he talked about the rational thinkers, which I thought was
funny. That belief that consumers are rational when clearly they are very
irrational. Um, and it was the perfectionist persona, the one that wanted to
attribute everything, um, and have perfect data, but we don't live in a world
where you can actually have perfect data.
And so that was, so yeah, just going through. Um, some of his
notes here, but he has got a book, Neil. [00:16:00]
Uh, so the bar persona, this, these were the personas, that's right. So the bar
persona, we talked about the hopeless customer, romantic persona. Their
optimism is that they can turn anyone into a perfect customer with just enough
time, just enough effort, and just enough budget.
And they treat everybody the same. Uh, which is just crazy. Um,
so yeah, all kinds of stuff like that. But let me find you the, his book, um,
because I've ordered it, it's arrived and I'm looking forward to reading it.
Um, and the book is converted the data driven way to win customers hearts by
Neil Hoyne. Uh, from Google, the chief measurement strategist at Google, and
his book's got some great reviews, actually.
Um, so I'm looking forward to reading that. Uh, but that was a
great one. That really was a great one on, um, uh, on cohort is the word I'm
looking for. [00:17:00]
Sadaf: Yeah. Sounds
really informative. Is there anything else, Matt, that stuck out to you from
his talk?
Matt: Uh, one of the
interesting things about Neil was the talk. As far as I understand, this was
all hearsay and conjecture. I've not actually asked Neil about this yet. And I
don't think Neil would tell me the answer. But there was this rumor going
around at Subsummit that one of the keynote speakers couldn't make it.
Uh, and as Neil was going on stage, the organizer's like, could
you talk a little bit longer? And he pulled it, he pulled it out of the bag, no
questions asked, no problem. No one knew any different and everybody thought
you've just done a really engaging talk. So he's a very good communicator, a
very good speaker.
Um, it's, uh, it's, it's really fascinating how, how well he
actually did that, you know. Um, but yeah, great guy, really great stuff that
came through. And, um, yeah, we, like I said, we went through it a lot more in [00:18:00] detail in cohort, but I think. Yeah. When
you listen to his notes and read his book, um, and then go, um, you, the
question is, am I doing this in my e commerce business?
Am I doing this in our marketing? So for me, they were the
questions that we asked, what of these are we doing in our business? Are we
like the bar persona guy? Are we like asking everybody to marry us on our first
date kind of thing? And Sometimes we were, we were quite aggressive in some of
our email campaigns.
Um, and they've changed recently. Our email campaigns have
changed. There's a lot more content, a lot more wooing. And I was talking to
Shel about this this morning. Our email is killing it at the moment. Better
than it ever has. Um, and so, so one thing sort of knocks on and leads it to
another. So we've been around for years.
Don't get me wrong, it's not like we're new to this. Um, but
it's just great that you, you do something like this workshop and you hear from
someone like Neil and you kind of go, Hey, Yeah, actually I need to think this
through. [00:19:00] What are the implications
of that? And... Um, do we treat every customer the same or do we treat a higher
value customer slightly differently?
Are we wooing them in better and more efficient ways? And I
think we were probably more on the side of the scale, which said, we're
treating everybody equally. We're just sending everybody the same email
newsletter. We're giving everybody the same offers. So what would happen? We
didn't do that totally, but what would happen if we.
If we focused maybe more time, more budget, more effort just on
these customers over here and again. It's pain for us. So it's, yeah, yeah.
It's totally worth doing. So we learned a lot actually from that, that
workshop. I really enjoyed that one. It was very good for us. Like I say, just
listening to his critique of marketeers, just from a data point of view, um,
you know, using data to sort of figure it out and then just, uh, looking at
your own business and examine it and thinking about what that means was very,
very good.
Very helpful. It was a great workshop. Yeah,
Sadaf: [00:20:00] that's cool. Looking forward to having him
on our podcast.
Matt: Yeah, he's a
legend actually. Yeah, really good. I'm looking forward to it. So we've
connected, we've been emailing back and forth and I know you've been talking
with his guys about getting him on the show.
Um, and so yeah, looking forward to doing that. Do we have a
date yet? We do not have a
Sadaf: date yet.
Matt: Uh, I can tell
you we're going to record sometime soon though, maybe September, October time
we're recording. September, September,
Sadaf: October. Yeah.
Matt: Yeah. Looking
forward to it.
Sadaf: All right. So
I think we can end it there. That's bite size.
Matt: End it there.
That's bite size. Yeah. Is that what you said?
Sadaf: That's it.
Matt: Moving on.
We're moving. Well, the show's producer said that's it ladies and gentlemen. So
I'll tell you what I'm going to do. You can tell we talked this one through.
I'm going to play this.
Uh, music and just [00:21:00]
say thank you so much for joining us this week on the e commerce podcast. I
hope you're enjoying your August wherever you are in the world and enjoying
hopefully some sunshine and some rest. That's it from me. That's it from Sadaf.
We will see you next week. Bye for now.
Neil Hoyne